{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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