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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

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