{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}