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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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Matthias Friedemann is a German cyclist.
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Margaret Barnett Cruickshank was a New Zealand medical practitioner who died during the 1918 influenza pandemic. She was the first registered female doctor in New Zealand. Posthumously, she was the first woman, other than Queen Victoria, to have a monument erected to her in New Zealand.
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