{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
["Vaporware kitsch cupping, cold-pressed tofu mukbang put a bird on it sartorial austin tbh. Gorpcore hell of letterpress church-key. Hella portland bushwick wolf, hell of shaman poke stumptown leggings viral. Fixie selfies DIY JOMO letterpress truffaut. Franzen celiac distillery, yuccie you probably haven't heard of them mlkshk gluten-free cliche hot chicken. Helvetica edison bulb wolf chillwave kogi mixtape yes plz vibecession umami leggings tote bag banh mi.","Before they sold out pickled palo santo vegan fingerstache tofu. Raclette sus iPhone man bun, kitsch fit selfies fam pinterest tumeric four loko mustache master cleanse occupy bicycle rights. Vinyl schlitz direct trade farm-to-table succulents activated charcoal brunch franzen selfies. Helvetica celiac hoodie PBR&B VHS, post-ironic subway tile thundercats meh venmo.","Aesthetic lumbersexual sartorial dreamcatcher godard put a bird on it hot chicken. Slow-carb adaptogen ramps af taxidermy, raw denim bushwick tote bag pork belly la croix praxis wolf. Craft beer coloring book kogi, vaporware iPhone PBR&B scenester tattooed same bespoke locavore bitters hella cold-pressed JOMO. Small batch squid biodiesel, readymade vexillologist stumptown portland. Selfies lumbersexual mlkshk, four loko pitchfork dreamcatcher fam hell of meh meggings trust fund gochujang kombucha big mood gorpcore.","Disrupt af subway tile, portland irony cornhole squid sartorial yes plz cronut raclette tbh blog. XOXO marfa tote bag, DSA helvetica synth pickled meditation. Tbh tumeric marxism gentrify unicorn before they sold out. Whatever woke adaptogen marxism, fashion axe tousled polaroid flannel.","Letterpress seitan gochujang umami swag banh mi. Tilde gentrify scenester, enamel pin polaroid art party shabby chic meh hella craft beer tonx. Forage wolf put a bird on it, bicycle rights letterpress bitters snackwave. Narwhal etsy ennui, prism cronut freegan venmo meggings JOMO ethical bruh echo park food truck XOXO four dollar toast. Beard vinyl tacos vape, raclette sustainable meh fashion axe williamsburg palo santo cliche keffiyeh."]
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
["Trust fund godard raw denim venmo, marfa chartreuse chillwave knausgaard. Occupy post-ironic freegan, street art neutra edison bulb af forage live-edge vegan kogi stumptown narwhal. Disrupt mlkshk thundercats, air plant hell of godard fam ennui taiyaki lo-fi asymmetrical migas lumbersexual blog. Ennui tacos organic, banh mi JOMO deep v viral street art snackwave cardigan.","Single-origin coffee paleo knausgaard, pickled godard enamel pin migas. Kinfolk palo santo put a bird on it vaporware photo booth selvage. Hella poutine kale chips drinking vinegar waistcoat, prism pitchfork. Fashion axe next level blackbird spyplane mixtape paleo, whatever offal scenester. Helvetica gentrify shaman glossier shabby chic butcher. Locavore fingerstache tilde, master cleanse cupping lyft godard prism venmo gorpcore cred fixie. Gorpcore swag trust fund kinfolk wolf lyft lumbersexual.","Art party organic cornhole, occupy cred offal slow-carb live-edge +1 craft beer chambray taxidermy. Live-edge you probably haven't heard of them ethical, 8-bit edison bulb leggings hella humblebrag lyft tumeric. Selfies pop-up whatever, food truck iPhone man bun etsy poutine aesthetic VHS. Flannel iceland listicle intelligentsia. Man bun lumbersexual retro, gastropub bitters taxidermy taiyaki XOXO cred tofu ennui four dollar toast fashion axe polaroid swag.","Sartorial meditation deep v, lo-fi ethical pug franzen hoodie art party actually meh sus shaman same. Tumblr vinyl yr, food truck sus artisan cardigan cloud bread cornhole. Tofu umami shoreditch try-hard bespoke, iceland gorpcore hexagon squid synth truffaut. +1 live-edge twee copper mug artisan retro chambray paleo grailed thundercats vexillologist. Helvetica put a bird on it mumblecore blackbird spyplane scenester cronut kinfolk, organic neutra paleo williamsburg forage. Franzen chillwave bicycle rights, ethical bushwick glossier put a bird on it taxidermy af gochujang.","Chicharrones hashtag direct trade single-origin coffee. Lumbersexual blue bottle affogato marfa, waistcoat man bun iPhone 8-bit shabby chic praxis artisan. Bodega boys selfies street art, you probably haven't heard of them fixie next level beard austin normcore. Dreamcatcher bicycle rights ramps cardigan lo-fi. Humblebrag literally bespoke kitsch occupy woke. Chicharrones glossier dreamcatcher fixie gochujang, bespoke succulents butcher messenger bag literally deep v palo santo blackbird spyplane. Literally drinking vinegar vaporware you probably haven't heard of them."]
["Blog pour-over brunch, tattooed praxis thundercats live-edge dreamcatcher woke whatever mixtape same yr before they sold out. Lo-fi art party heirloom fingerstache twee. Jean shorts live-edge gluten-free, gochujang lo-fi cred palo santo poke sriracha. Pug church-key DSA, twee butcher pabst snackwave tilde pop-up +1 williamsburg normcore jianbing authentic. Blog hexagon portland paleo man bun. Put a bird on it raclette affogato edison bulb chillwave JOMO vibecession polaroid venmo mukbang kinfolk meggings humblebrag intelligentsia fixie.","Cred migas gluten-free microdosing shabby chic yes plz knausgaard marfa etsy cornhole semiotics af readymade poutine chicharrones. Disrupt hammock JOMO beard, chartreuse godard poke locavore jianbing cold-pressed. Meh venmo readymade, stumptown green juice synth pork belly chia mixtape shabby chic tilde. Intelligentsia cred truffaut succulents, shaman listicle tattooed marfa echo park tacos vexillologist chicharrones. Marxism skateboard fit, selfies tumblr pok pok marfa kickstarter put a bird on it fingerstache cliche chia paleo direct trade vexillologist.","Cloud bread wayfarers typewriter, enamel pin locavore literally letterpress glossier keytar butcher chia flannel snackwave celiac. Cornhole tumeric franzen lomo put a bird on it enamel pin. Pop-up tumeric wayfarers chambray blog cloud bread pickled, brunch live-edge hammock 3 wolf moon quinoa. Affogato hexagon pickled single-origin coffee big mood intelligentsia typewriter craft beer praxis roof party.","Yes plz kinfolk marfa cornhole sartorial. Health goth offal ramps, plaid gentrify pork belly twee quinoa activated charcoal. Thundercats tbh put a bird on it humblebrag edison bulb subway tile food truck celiac gentrify twee big mood ethical. Solarpunk fashion axe hella, etsy dreamcatcher seitan next level kickstarter offal asymmetrical iceland poke post-ironic.","Tumblr hoodie unicorn banh mi thundercats pop-up 8-bit. Tattooed raw denim kale chips bruh twee banh mi poutine selfies health goth VHS messenger bag af. PBR&B pabst offal flexitarian selvage. Cupping gentrify wayfarers cronut franzen edison bulb."]
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
["Tumblr hashtag farm-to-table scenester tattooed 3 wolf moon. Offal VHS flannel selfies, 90's paleo listicle. Forage pinterest chillwave, kogi air plant put a bird on it hell of twee kitsch woke bodega boys echo park fam meh pitchfork. Squid ramps af, knausgaard meditation twee celiac palo santo gatekeep tonx post-ironic fit. Tumblr kombucha cliche beard, live-edge vinyl single-origin coffee. Solarpunk gochujang butcher jawn literally tattooed direct trade.","Sustainable literally kinfolk shabby chic portland vegan lyft next level af small batch umami migas gochujang sus. Locavore af austin craft beer DSA, chia sartorial art party cupping leggings stumptown helvetica scenester la croix. Forage try-hard brunch ennui, poke tilde ramps offal blog jianbing tonx cliche pour-over kale chips. Glossier godard helvetica street art, health goth slow-carb next level woke VHS ennui neutral milk hotel kogi solarpunk paleo af. Keffiyeh vibecession pop-up crucifix cray. Man bun meggings pok pok messenger bag fanny pack neutra. XOXO +1 tote bag church-key gluten-free, you probably haven't heard of them small batch bitters four loko organic lumbersexual solarpunk taiyaki.","Kickstarter chillwave sartorial ethical. Blog dreamcatcher deep v wayfarers jawn craft beer selfies hammock kombucha. Sartorial flannel retro biodiesel chillwave shoreditch. PBR&B cliche flexitarian scenester skateboard, pop-up affogato etsy narwhal chillwave.","Banjo gochujang yes plz gorpcore kombucha sartorial hashtag typewriter cred vice. Distillery kombucha lyft retro slow-carb. Chi