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{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
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Rajendranagar is a legislative constituency of Telangana Legislative Assembly, India. It is one of the constituencies in Ranga Reddy district. It is part of Chevella Lok Sabha constituency. It is also on